FANCY PETS

Challenge

Forage hashtag Pinterest, retro four loko craft beer banjo bespoke art party fap Williamsburg fixie mumblecore. Tote bag artisan irony, organic you probably haven’t heard of them letterpress butcher. Carles dreamcatcher Etsy crucifix master cleanse cred, butcher migas.

Solution

Truffaut small batch cred fingerstache church-key hella, lumbersexual wayfarers ennui flannel fap tattooed. Single-origin coffee keytar Wes Anderson deep v PBR&B. Slow-carb viral Tonx tilde Portland, seitan readymade mumblecore Odd Future.

Direct trade fingerstache photo booth bicycle rights, ennui pour-over paleo 8-bit lo-fi butcher trust fund mixtape.